A slug! A slug! My best worst bug!
Now guess what ... garden pest
That I like less than all the rest
It leaves a slimy track each place it goes
It slides around and has no feet
And eats the things I like to eat
My garden's getting smaller as it grows
Come on now, shoo, go away
Don't come back another day
Take your slimy track back when you go
You'd do best to disappear
Molluscs just aren't welcome here
A slug is my best worst bug, don't you know
Of all the pests that I have seen
Hiding in my garden green
A slug is quite the worst that I have met
Weevils, worms, and butterflies
And even little grubs with eyes
All eat less and make a better pet
Come on now, shoo away
Don't come back another day
Take your slimy track back when you go
You'd do best to disappear
The sign says "slugs not welcome here"
A slug is my best worst bug, don't you know
View the video on youtube. It's awesome!
